We are not alone

Posted on 27 January 2013 by stuff writer

We are not alone.  We are being watched.  We are being watched by aliens.  We have certain proof of it.

Waiting for his sister to finish work ... at 6:30pm .. on Sunday

Waiting for his sister to finish work … at 6:30pm .. on Sunday

Waiting in the wrong place for her work at 9:00 AM ... at 9:07 AM.

Waiting in the wrong place for her work at 9:00 AM … at 9:07 AM.

They are not locals – they crumple up econet sim cards on the pavement. That’s how we know they’re aliens. They sit and play games on their phones while they wait for a chance to do whatever it is that they do.

Coincidentally this started recently after some young men managed to burgle a perfectly good HP 4530s laptop from us (with a broken left hand USB port – the plastic thing in the port came adrift).  I think they want to come back for the television – except that we have never had a television.

Update: here are the phone numbers from the sim card:

Index Name Number
1 “Ishumael” “+27732366942”
3 “Ba Connie” “+27748247391”
5 “Madz Innocent” “0791959375”
6 “Mai Malisa” “0849598932”
7 “Alice” “00263912910552”
8 “Madz Spelogene” “0742462145”
9 “Mai Tee” “+27842871695”
10 “Mai Shantel” “+27844191867”
11 “Sekuru Tau
12 “Nyasha 2” “+27749283025”
13 “Tanaka” “00263733790823”
14 “Mai sharon” “0734282451”
15 “Philip” “+27846294591”
16 “Madz vigie” “+27748080101”
17 “Any” “+27845776444”
19 “Fred” “+263773610741”
20 “Mai Denmore” “+263773395661”
22 “Mai Tiny” “00263772251730”
23 “Naomi” “+27748432417”
24 “Accume” “0826726077”
25 “Ba Revigio” “00263774062351”
27 “Nyasha” “+27848193828”
28 “Mainini praise” “+27746138548”
29 “Joseph madz” “+27842784032”
30 “Brian” “00263775938821”
31 “Mai Rejoh” “+27833355414”
32 “MA REJO” “0743083045”
33 “Spatnence” “+27744071362”
36 “Mai Garakara” “00263772804307”
37 “Ma Nono “ “0827486763”
38 “Ma Vin” “00263772774579”
39 “MA Nyasha” “00263772458114”
40 “Spelogin” “+27793376700”
41 “Ba Gracuance” “+27745646082”
42 “Ba Naomi” “+27829273947”
43 “Mildret” “+27849467608”
44 “TETE” “0749657499”
45 “Ba Cremio” “+27827502935”
46 “Ma Raviro” “+27737622115”
47 “MOM” “+263712079607”
48 “MBUYA VIMBI” “+27846806340”
49 “Greatman” “+27784411772”
50 “E Garakara” “+27846119304”
52 “Mai Veremu” “0711142240”
53 “Mai Danai” “0710300639”
54 “Makarichi” “0847256715”
56 “Mai Shaun” “+27736773039”
58 “Temba” “0710425477”
59 “Shantel” “+27747429041”
60 “Ba Nelly” “00263774224602”
61 “MagreT” “+27796292741”
62 “Phiri” “0835434117”
64 “Oswald” “00263778472109”
65 “Mai Matida” “+27842139569”
67 “Marcy” “+27731900448”
68 “Spatness” “+27787129503”
69 “Mai Edmore” “+27749234143”
70 “Mai Taropafadz” “+27748329713”
71 “Madzibaba” “+27797725925”
72 “Mai Ishumael” “0747607144”
73 “Tafadzwa Nyabo” “+263772954350”
74 “P Matanga” “0848499560”
75 “Pricilla” “+27781031737”
77 “Ma Muku” “+27837581528”
79 “Maggie” “0745623497”
80 “Mashirt” “+27780602572”
86 “Mai Trinity” “+27749035183”
87 “Diver” “00263733707927”
88 “Trinity” “0789726700”
89 “MaTrgnit” “+27747067420”
90 “Veremu” “+27844707866”
91 “Mai muna” “0765490452”
93 “Onicians” “+27784919241”
94 “Elish”
96 “Mai RYN” “+27848442828”
97 “Mai Esenia” “0783287206”
99 “Esnath” “0789579560”
100 “Masnage” “0731900448”
103 “Natasha Nyamud” “00263735127186”
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