{"id":853,"date":"2014-03-13T07:31:34","date_gmt":"2014-03-13T05:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/?p=853"},"modified":"2014-03-18T11:23:23","modified_gmt":"2014-03-18T09:23:23","slug":"android-emergency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/archives\/853","title":{"rendered":"Android Emergency"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the way to work one fine morning, I stopped at a road accident scene, with some rather traumatic injuries &#8211; I thought someone had died, but instead of being dead, that someone spoke to me and asked me to phone a family member, telling me the number. So I thought I would do that.\u00a0 At that point, I whipped out my trusty touch screen phone, and &#8230; well it was obscenely difficult:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Unlock the phone<\/li>\n<li>Enter the unlock swipe code (a couple of times)<\/li>\n<li>Choose the dialer (no, not the address book, the dialler &#8230; aargh)<\/li>\n<li>Wait for the dial-a-number application to open (it just sits there and thinks about opening)<\/li>\n<li>Change the mode of the dial-a-number application to actually dial a number<\/li>\n<li>Wait for the dial-a-number application to show the keypad<\/li>\n<li>Type in the number<\/li>\n<li>Make a typo and press the wrong thing, and suddenly have to start again from way up in the list<\/li>\n<li>Press the call button (is this thing working??)<\/li>\n<li>Communicate to the disbelieving family member that I&#8217;m a confused person at an accident scene that they want to come to &#8212; compared to the trauma of dialing the number, this part was actually easy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>These things are not difficult, but under pressure, it is easy to make mistakes, and mistakes cost time on smart phones.\u00a0 It was surreal &#8211; the visibly injured person had a better handle on the situation than the man trying to make a simple phone call.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t much better when I dialed <strong>112<\/strong> (the emergency number) for the ambulance &#8211; the phone was just sluggish.\u00a0 Apart from hanging up by mistake in the middle of the call, I was on hold, and needed the phone to take pictures (someone was culpable and needed to be nailed), but I couldn&#8217;t because things don&#8217;t work like that.<\/p>\n<p>I realised something: in an emergency, I want a phone, not a smartphone.\u00a0 The device is a great GPS navigator, a wonderful game console, and awesome music player, a capable camera and video recorder, a good standby web browser, but for the one thing it occasionally needs to do fast, it is useless.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a Dilbert comic about the superiority of Unix <a title=\"Unix is a trademark of someone, no idea who\" href=\"http:\/\/dilbert.com\/strips\/comic\/1995-06-24\/\">&#8220;Here&#8217;s a nickel kid get yourself a better computer&#8221;<\/a>.\u00a0 I need buttons, and a straightforward one-function interface.<\/p>\n<p>In unrelated news, I&#8217;ve lost it.\u00a0 It&#8217;s gone.\u00a0 I think the kids hid it, hoping to play games on it later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the way to work one fine morning, I stopped at a road accident scene, with some rather traumatic injuries &#8211; I thought someone had died, but instead of being dead, that someone spoke to me and asked me to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/archives\/853\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[141,140,88,139,190,11],"class_list":["post-853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","tag-141","tag-android","tag-crime","tag-emergency","tag-stuff","tag-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=853"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":855,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions\/855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcgill.org.za\/stuff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}